Where can I buy a reusable sticker that makes a can of beer look like a can of soda?
l1berum asked: please checkout my blog?
mermaidpranks asked: Hi! I think I've been following you for a little bit but I guess haven't looked at it for a while? I'm moving to portland next week and I was wondering if you have any tips about getting settled in there?? Your food looks amazing, btw.
I remember tumblr 6 years ago when there were 25-30 people who would religiously like, re-blog and comment on all my posts, and I would return the favor, not to humor them, but because It was a lot of fun. They were interesting, attractive, extremely intelligent people. This site was a private little place where you could be open and honest to new people (and be the opposite of private), and...
I need more friends in Portland.
Portland is great, and I get to hang out with @maltyk and drink beer. Be jealous tumblrs. You should be.
kissing-whiskey asked: For some reason I thought your food truck was in San Franscisco and I was so excited to come and give it a try when I visit this summer. Then I realized you are not in California AT ALL. And now I am disappointed :-C
boneykneessleepyeyes asked: where is your guys food cart at? the food looks amazing!
When I get sad, I try to think about things that make me happy. Eating Corn Pops and telling jokes with Jennifer Lawrence always works. It actually does. It’s really strange how easily I can snap to that fantasy, and it instantly changes me. Also, she is in her underwear.
why don’t you guys ever send me weird anon asks what am I doing wrong
Is anyone an interior decorator or a person who would love to give me advice on how to make my food cart look like one of those IKEA rooms where all the wall space is covered in beautiful and well organized hooks/hangers/storage? Pls send me a message!!!
Hillarious News Headlines
“The new employees better be as good looking or better looking than you are…no, I’m serious.”
The only thing tumblr has that twitter doesn’t have is nudity. The only thing that twitter has that tumblr doesn’t is funny people.
Tumblr is about to jump the shark. Tweet @rewbog
It comes with breadsticks? You mean more pizza, but without sauce, cheese or toppings?
Here’s a fun game. Go to your friends Facebook pages and like all the embarrassing shit they said in 2005.
January 2012 : This year is gonna be my year.
December 2012 : I tried.