Me: I don't really like her (Katharine McPhee) with these bangs.
Father: maybe she doesn't like you with that beard
Better to fail spectacularly than do something mediocre.– Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture (via quote-book) (via tborgford) (via noonereallywins)
Anybody feeling blue…turn on WNET (channel 13) and watch Chris Botti perform jazz trumpet.
my mother, school, self esteem, and the fact that no one seems to give a shit. I give a shit wifey xx People who text me constantly about stupid drama in their lives. Grrr. Drama is not that hard to get rid of! laugh it off and ask if they’re serious I’m turning 25 tomorrow and I feel like I’ve accomplished absolutely nothing in my life. So I really feel like I have nothing...
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eggs ARE amazing, you make me want to go to culinary school. I’ve always wanted to, like cooking is possibly one of the only things I can concentrate on for a long period of time, I just didn’t think I should spend all the money on school. — I didn’t go to culinary school! :-X Yeah I’ll have to agree with you, I can’t sit still…that’s why I...
Whats a good recipe for scrambled eggs? like with good shit in it haha — Here’s how I make scrambled eggs; Hot pan on high heat Melt 1/2 tbsp butter Add two eggs Scramble with a spatula (in the pan) (scrambling them in the pan just tastes better to me-you’ll get bites of white and bites of yolk) Add splashes of cream while taking the pan on and off the heat to ensure it...
What’s the point of a gingerbread house? Nobody eats that shit. It just sits around till it gets stale, and then it gets thrown away. -Bald-Headed Chicken Nugget Yeah I agree. Nobody likes stale gingerbread houses. They sit aroud so you can show it off and then it ends up in the trash or the dog gets to it. Lol — you have found her, now go and GET HER. :-). You made my day...
The only thing more fun than betting on the NFL is telling your friends what to bet, then watching them sweat away lazy Sunday Funday.
I had to settle for the consolidation prize.– What…Are you for real?
You’ve had a shitty day. Let’s forget about it.
Ever drink absinthe?
There’s only one woman I would ever cheat on my wife with, and her name is...– (Overheard)-Go to hell you cheesy fuck.
I need to start lying, cheating and stealing.
The word lunatic is borrowed from the Latin “lunacus”, in turns stemming from “luna” (moon), which denotes the traditional link made in folklore between madness and the phases of the moon. This probably refers to the symptoms of cyclic mood disorders. fucking werewolf freak. -Jenny That’s the definition of my name I guess.
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Why don’t you feel well? Too much turkey? Anywho, feel better. hey hotboyy, why you no feel good?! i’m sorry you’re not feeling so great. i’ll give you an ego boost? ummm you’re gorgeous. and i also noticed one of your posts saying you have no white friends…its funny cuz i think we’re opposites. i have no non-white friends except those of my ex-bf. awe...
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sweetcaroline: hey.. how do YOU make lasagna? I made one tonight and it wasn’t all that great. The noodles werent cooked all the way and it had too much spinach. BUT I’m wondering if you cook the noodles before you add them. I’ve heard that you can add the noodles raw if you add water to it before you put it in the oven HELP! HEY @sweetcaroline, I JUST saw this post, and never searched for...