May 2009
Tip of the Day -How To Make A Healthy Gin Drink
Gin is always mixed with Tonic. Which happens to be filled with sugar. To make a stunningly refreshing and impressive gin cocktail this summer, do this:
1. Fill a tall glass with ice
2. Add gin until 30% of the glass is full
3. Add club soda until 80% of the glass is full
4. Splash with grapefruit (my favorite), or orange juice.
5.Garnish with lime, cucumber, or if you really want to get...
I actually just gave the Bulls a round of...
I’m not even a fan, but I love how this series has gone. Whoever plays the Magic is going to be tired as hell.
Is this Bulls/Celtics series not turning EPIC!?
tumblr. crush
THERE SHE IS!
“are we getting paid extra?”
– Announcer at the Celtics/Bulls game, that just went into OT. This is the 4th OT game in the series.
April 2009
sade:
caragh:
On the way home I saw a squirrel and I wondered why, exactly, our lives are so much more meaningful than any other mammal. Then I realized it’s probably not. Because I’m there, and I’m sitting in traffic, just getting out of a ten hour work day so I can get a meager paycheck to support my education which will lead to a job with a slightly less meager paycheck and then I’ll still...
I got a tumblr. crush, and she hasn't updated all...
Woe is me.
I am a fucking idiot.
I just tripped coming up the stairs with a bowl of Cheesy Ratatouille with Lemon Rotini. The steps are carpeted, and now covered in this slop.
Streak for the iMAC
$454 in the account after another ridiculous session.
one 2nd
two losses
BLEH, I need to take a break, a have a slight migraine.
STAYING POSITIVE THOUGH!!!!
Debunking Nutrition Myths
nutritionista:
I have to post this stuff every once in awhile (for new readers). This is a good list:
1. Calories eaten at night are more fattening.
Myth. It is total calories that count, not the time of day you eat them. Many diet books may warn against eating after 8 p.m., but there is no “witching hour” that makes food more likely to adhere to your hips.
That said, avoiding late-night...
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lovehopehate:
mikeypizzle:
barelysarcasm:
ewokonline:
sinkships:
I’m sorry, but I have to assume you’re all robots.
I ain’t no robot!
I am a robot.
I’m part robot, so technically I’m an Android.
Larry is a robot! :D
I am a poker robot right now.
Dear Trader Joe,
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:
How is it possible for you to make a profit off of $0.99 whole wheat pizza dough (8 servings!) and $5.99 malbecs? Your business acumen and customer service skills are incredibly sexy. I can only imagine you to be as good looking and charming as you are profit-margin-savvy. Is there a Mrs. Trader Joe? Does she look the other way? Or is your life, your love and your...
Streak for the iMAC
OK, i’m back in business, winning two in a row for $280,
but I lost another $100+9 with A7
A7 vs KQ
look at this board;
A K 7 - 7 - K
All the money went in right before the last King. FML! HAHA!
I’m going to start multi tabling more games but playing $30+3’s. The players are a lot worse, and my bankroll won’t vomit from the roller coaster ride it might go on.
...
Streak for the iMAC
OK, I am slightly FURIOUS right now.
Just went LOSS LOSS, 2ND, LOSS
The last loss was AA to AK all in preflop, then the board read;
9 J Q Q 10
The last one was a $100+9 game also.
$363 in the account!
Watchpema:
tess08:
hannahfidell:
real life twitter by collegehumor
“everyone look at pictures of my cat!”
“Guy next to me has some CRAZY BO, somebody get some speed stick in here STAT! LOL!”
Streak for the iMac
WOW
Today started off horribly.
I saw a raise then a re raise and I called it, very reluctantly with AhQh.
The flop comes out AsJsTs. I go all in. He calls with AK.
-$55 on the first hand!
BAD BAD RUN HERE if combined with yesterday’s debacle.
$477 in the account.
$1199 needed.
$722 to go!
“If you want to be happy, be.”
– Leo Tolstoy (via shotgunbaby) (via pie0) (via figuremeout)
“The sharper your knife, the less you cry.”
Streak for the iMac?
My roommate lets me use his MONSTER 24” iMac. He is moving out May 14th, with the iMac. I need to have my own, but I want to WIN one, playing poker on Full Tilt. I deposited $200 over this past weekend. Everytime I update a post titled “Streak for the iMac,” it will be to update you guys and girls on how my poker went! CHEER ME ON!
It's currently been 5+ minutes since I turned on...
Streak for the iMAC (COMMENT TUMBLRS)?
I just had the two worst games of the week. I could not get any cards, and my bluffs were getting called when I had to try to attempt a steal!
Down two more buy-ins!
FIRST LOSING DAY OF THE WEEK!
-$100 total.
The day started off great going up $180, then just went slowly downhill from there!
ITS ALL OK, IT’S NOT EASY TO BE PROFITABLE EVERY DAY.
I AM AVERAGING AROUND +$100 PER DAY,...
STREAK FOR THE iMAC
WOW these guys are playing very oddly and pulling some miracle turn and river cards on me!
Back to back losses
-$110 YIKES! STILL + $ ON THE DAY THOUGH!!
$642 in the account
$1199 needed
$557 to go!
I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS SETBACK. LOSSES COME HERE AND THERE. GONNA RUN ONE MORE SESSION STRONG AS HELL BEFORE DINNER!!
STREAK FOR THE iMAC
Kinda shitty little run
3rd, 6th, 2nd
-$60
Still up $120 on the day.
Taking a small break now.
$752 in the account
$1199 needed
$447 to go!!
STAY POSITIVE WITH ME!!
STREAK FOR THE iMAC
I just pulled off a 4, 3, 2 and 1
-$55
-$55
+$50
+$140
+$80 session.
$812 in the account
$1199-$812=
$387 TO GO!!!
KEEP FOLLOWING!!!!
POSITIVE POSITIVE POSITIVE
C R U S H ING FOOLS!
Streak for the iMac
Just pulled two 2nds in the last session.
+$50 and +$50 for +$100 on the day so far.
$732 in the account
$1199-$732=
$467 to go!!
KEEP MOTIVATED PEOPLE, A POSITIVE MIND WORKS WONDERS!!!
GO AFTER YOUR GOALS LIKE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!!
Streak for the iMac
Just played one game before bed.
Pulled a 2nd place for +$50
$632 in the account
$1199-632=567
$567 to go!
+$130 on the day! Gotta love that!!
Smell of the hour
Earlier it was char grilled beef, I missed the tumbl opp when it was calzones. Now it’s Lo Mein.
Streak for the iMac
BULLSHIT couple of games just now.
Two 3rds for -$110
I went all in low stacked with KQ and 8 10 called me. He caught an 8. Oh well. Plus on the day is fine with me.
$582 in the account
+$80 on the day!
$1199 for the iMac
$619 to go!!
STAYING POSITIVE REGARDLESS OF THESE BAD SHOWINGS THE LAST SESSION!!!
“Our balls are in your court.”
– Michael Scott
Streak for the iMac
Just blasted a couple fools into tears. One 1st place win and one 2nd place win.
+$140 and +$50= +$190 for the day.
$692 in the account.
1199-692= $507 to go! MORE THAN HALFWAY THERE THIS WEEK!
I wish I had this kind of motivation to play like this for my rent.
IT JUST SHOWS HOW VALUABLE A POSITIVE MINDSET IS!!!
