You're my wallpaper.
So I woke up, and Sarah Bareillis was following me on Twitter.
To Do List
Nothing is being crossed off today. Fuck it all ‘til tomorrow. I really wish this phone was working properly, I’ve got some great food and beer photos from today.
Hey Cayla -email me! xx
Loud and Hilariously Drunk Phillies Fan
Me: dag, that cat is fuckin CRUNKED down at the end of the bar
Dave: that guy in the white shirt?
Me: yeah...but that's. Not. A. Dude.
That guy makes his own deer bologna. He said he’s gonna send me some.– Dave C
FUCK MY LIFE
The middle section of my screen doesn’t work. The part that the ‘Send’ button and the ‘Photo’ upload are.
I just tried to text the ex.
And the send button doesn’t work. Is this a sign? I think so.
Cayla Bayla Bo Bayla...
iMac is being purchased tomorrow!
Massimo: dammit I need some deodorant, anybody have any?
Alexa: oh yeah I do!
Me: shit, I need some too...hey Mass, how about a courtesy wipe of your long ass hairs before you pass it to me?
Joel: eww you guys are really sharing deodorant!? That's gross!
Massimo: JOEL! REALLY!? GOD
FORBID YOU DON'T PUT YOUR COCK IN SOMEONES ASS EVERY 2-3 DAYS, JESUS CHRIST MAN, WTF!?!
Joel: Yeah..I guess you have a point.
Food Runner Update
Remember this guy from last week? He’s been hired to run food Friday and Saturday nights. He was a no call no show yesterday until 9:30 pm. Let me ask, why would you call at 9:30 and say “i wasnt supposed to work today right?” Then today he calls at 5:10 saying he is running late (for his 4pm shift). I can’t wait to see what he does and says today.
I just moved my Deer Park water cooler up to my...
Most people never really know the madness that ensues in the back of the house.
Sleep well CB! xx
Making beautiful things for people half as beautiful as you.
I can't even take advantage of the drunks on Full...
eeaysee: The Instrumental//Lupe Fiasco So he...
fmylife: Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn’t give it to me. I can’t even get a girl in my dreams. FML
I love neglecting tumblr for someone I met on...
I like how you only like the posts that you...
VIVA LA VIDA - I’m off to the concert!
Kitchen Confidential read in bed. Goodnight...
Goodnight Cayla! xx