REWBOG: Archive

“Did you know Celine Dion is married to Santa Claus?”

– Martin

Feb 1st

Me: Is Beyoncé wearing Mugatu?
Martin: I believe it's Derelicte.
Me: You can derelicte my balls.
Martin: I can derelicte my own balls, thank you very much.

Feb 1st

wtfcupcakes asked: My boyfriend is a chef, and I know there are nights when he just doesn't want to come home and cook... I would love to surprise him with something really warm and comforting. The trick is, I have pretty limited skills haha, any quick and easy man-food recipes would be great!

Jan 31st

126 notes

I wish I didn’t like sleeping so much. Maybe I would get 8x more things done.

Jan 31st

mikadoo asked: Let's see, veggies:
brussel sprouts, carrots, broccoli, onions, garlic, collar greens.
Other things:
cheese, tomatoes, sausage, salsa, pepperoncinis, eggs.

Random? I think so.

Jan 30th

“I don’t even know what chorizo is”

– Chopped contestant. WTF are you kidding dude?

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

Jan 29th

4,942 notes

ask away →

Jan 29th

this20somethinglife-deactivated asked: What's the most you've ever won playing poker?

Jan 29th

mikadoo asked: I've got chicken breasts and a ton of veggies in my fridge. I need something interesting and delicious/healthy to eat. Ideas?

Jan 29th

52 notes

“People in boston have been calling it the ipad ever since the first ipod came...”

– Dave

Jan 29th

In life, you’re going to regret the things you DON’T do.

Jan 28th

intelligentlyscrewed: fuckyeahsweetmusic: ...

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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whadddddup people? →

Jan 28th

I just crushed a 5 Alarm Burger, Ribs and Pork Lollipops with my sis. Everything is cool.

Jan 28th

Jan 27th

146 notes

Jan 27th

send me something fun →

Jan 27th

mikadoo: rewbog: I’m chatting on facebook with my dood Steve. He was Red Power Ranger for a while…he hates when we bring it up, but he is THE DOOD. He was my favorite Red Ranger. Seriously. Can I get an autograph? Rocky! Yo Steve. You still have love. You’re a pimp forever in that red jumpsuit bro.

Jan 27th

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I’m chatting on facebook with my dood Steve. He was the Red Power Ranger for a while…he hates when we bring it up, but he is THE DOOD.

Jan 27th

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@TylerFlorence

That corn pudding you made in the texas chili Ultimate show… WOW man. I’m making that at home.

Jan 26th

kodinlanewave asked: I always knew them as eggs in a frame. Used to make 'em all the time, then "toast" on the pan the centers of the bread to soak up any excess butter. Did I mention I weigh 145 lbs and I'm 6 feet tall?

Jan 26th

fisherspop asked: I cooked four of those toast egg deals last weekend after seeing your pic. Hello new favorite, good bye low cholesterol.

Jan 26th

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constantflux1-deactivated2011020 asked: hey! whats the secret to making your toast extra mushy?! mine always burns on the edges before I get the bread that mushy and the egg done..

Jan 26th