- Me: It's time to drink that beer I've been aging for 9 months.
- Mom: Nine months!? You couldn't had a baby.
Does anyone have a good breakfast souffle recipe?
It will be paired with mimosas as a pre-wedding brunch dish!
This year for Thanksgiving
I’m not cooking a fucking thing.
I’m about to drink 5 Red Stripes in 1 hr and 16 mins