Hey I just met you / And this is crazy / I’m naked and homeless / Your...
James Brown, Sex Machine.
I’m having a little Lost in Translation moment while showing random photos of my dashboard to our Spanish speaking dishwasher. He likes porn too.
Why are there no Friday MLB day games today?
I’m (expletive deleted) starving.– Celebrity chef Mario Batali • Discussing the diet he’s currently on — he’s eating like he’s on food stamps (an average of $1.48 per meal, or $31 per week) in protest of potential cuts to the federal food stamps program. His family was nice enough to join him in what he calls a conversation starter...
There’s a bum outside Bierstube drinking a Smuttynose Robust Porter. I guess everybody drinks good beer in Philly.
You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.– Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon (via nomoreundead)
Chimay Ice Cream via ideasinfood.com
Gordon Ramsay is on Jimmy Fallon in a few minutes. What are you guys doing tonight?