Sex– Sex has jumped the shark. First of all, it’s for young people. Second of all, for people younger than me.
My last bartending shift is tomorrow (Saturday) at Farmers Cabinet. Please please please come see me, I work noon until 6:30pmish, then I’ll paint the town red with anyone who wants to make some last minute memories.
Google+ is never gonna happen. Sorry people.
deleteyourself.: "Bro, why aren't you posting... →
deleteyourself: My routine for a few years was to wake up, grab my laptop, and surf around to find things to queue up as posts for this blog. I’d scavenge around gross-out sites and art blogs in my RSS reader (what is that??) looking for gold and then time the posts to publish every hour on the hour throughout…
Sleep for 3 hours, or lie awake in bed for 7?
Insomnia and sneezing fits. Horray!
wilcotangofoxtrot: Any of you followers in the PDX? I’m moving there. Let’s be friends. I’m moving there Sept 1st! So, yeah, what she said!
: Yesterday, I spent the day exploring Portland’s... →
okayawesomeadventures: Yesterday, I spent the day exploring Portland’s Downtown area, as well as the Pearl District, including the absolutely amazing Powell’s Book Store. The morning started off swell. It was a bit cold and overcast, but if the weather report would serve correctly, it was sure to heat up by the…
People don’t care about privacy anymore. Privacy…is DEAD!
Day 5 of this week that I left the house with my fly down, for over an hour.
I was told I look like Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper and Vince Vaughn tonight. That’s the only thing that got me through all of the, “hey guy!” “yo bartender!” “hey man where are my cocktails!?” “”yo dude, did you forget about me?” “excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, EXCUSE ME!?” and my favorite “this drink is...
Nobody reads this fucking blog.
Does anyone know of any softball leagues in Portland that play during weekday nights that may need an extra player?
Insomnia, Day 4. When does this stop?