REWBOG

Andrew. 30.
Co-Owner of The Italian Market Food cart in the Belmont Station courtyard. 4500 SE Stark St, Portland, OR

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I was told I look like Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper and Vince Vaughn tonight.  That’s the only thing that got me through all of the, “hey guy!” “yo bartender!” “hey man where are my cocktails!?” “”yo dude, did you forget about me?” “excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, EXCUSE ME!?” and my favorite “this drink is HAWWWRIBLE!” (with that horrendous new york accent, over, over and OVER AGAIN)

You all can suck it. I have two more weeks left in Philly. I can’t wait to say hello to Portland FUCKING Oregon!

  1. craftyhippo said: mm, I’d go with Gerard Butler more than the other two guys.
  2. sadwich said: you arent missing much here
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