REWBOG

Andrew. 30.
Co-Owner of The Italian Market Food cart in the Belmont Station courtyard. 4500 SE Stark St, Portland, OR

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Shoe Shine

In Portland:
Guy: hey sir, could I interest you in a shoe shine?
Me: no, sorry, thank you
Guy: you have no need to be sorry, have a great afternoon!

In Philly:
Guy: hey sir, could I interest you in a shoe shine?
Me: no, sorry, thank you
Guy: sorry? you ain’t sorry, FUCK YOU!

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